This movie feels like a kick to the crotch of actual science.
It's bloody unbelievable is what it is! These MASSIVE cracks just start appearing out of nowhere (I mean mile/two mile/THREE mile cracks, hundreds of feet deep)! Where do the writers imagine all that earth is going? It's like the core layers are completely missing in their version of earth and the bloody planet's hollow!
God knows I'm no scientist, but this movie dares to present the planet seemingly missing several pretty crucial bloody layers!
I mean what. The actual. F*ck?!
AND THEN MASSIVE TSUNAMIS! Oh yeah- can't forget those- enough water to drown Washington D.C. and spread (no doubt) several miles inland. It's like some sort of sick joke. That thing is shown at what, a couple of miles high?! Not thirty foot waves. Nothing plausible. MILES HIGH.
There's not much point in going on. I'm not qualified to and no doubt enough people enjoyed this movie for what it was to make me sound like an idiot but, just.. Please.
Oh wait there is one more WTF moment I have to speak out about. AIRLIFTING ANIMALS OVER THE MOUNTAINS!! From God knows where..
If PETA and Greenpeace hadn't recently been drowned, crushed or otherwise wiped off of the face of the North American continent they would have protested vociferously over the poor creatures treatment!
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